"there's a bad moon on the rise"

Well, since I was too tired to post about yesterday YESTERDAY, I guess I will do that today.

At work we hired a new kid. Well, lots of new people, actually, but one in particular stood out...in one of the worst ways possible. I was at the end of the driveway because we were 3 cars deep out there, getting vehicle information, and I come back inside to the garage to put it in the computer, and the new kid, who we call Stinky, was bent over vacuuming a car...and there it was...in all its *shudder* glory...the moon, half full this afternoon. OMG. How do you not notice that there is a breeze on half a foot of your ass? Why do you HAVE half a foot of ass, anyway!? It was so gross. Peter, Tim, and I giggled about it for the longest time. We're probably going to have to let Stinky go here. Tim made him wear one of the boys' in the pit's trenchcoats so his crack would no longer be seen. I mean...jeez. Customers can see that!

We have a new girl who I am training. She gets a little flustered on the computer system when she's entering a car into the computer, but when you don't know the system, that's obvious. She takes too many smoke breaks, though, and just sits at the counter flipping through magazines, not really paying attention to the computer screen to see if anyone's ready to cash out. Tim said he'd put a stop to that real quick.

Then, against my own will, I bought The Da Vinci Code. I couldn't wait any longer for it to come out in paper back, and I don't go to the library anymore 'cause of bad memories. I started reading it last night. Pretty interesting so far. And I haven't had a good book to read in a while.

Also, my Victoria's Secret undies came in the mail yesterday :D ! I was really excited. They're so cute! New underwear always makes me feel better.


What I'm Listening To: Ween - Chocolate Town